Did the cat just give–

fun science
@nancy drew
When life gives you lemons burn life’s house down
The best part of this is I’m literally going to be going to school to make shit like this
Me: I’m going to write today. I’m going to do it. I AM GOING TO FINALLY DO SOME WRITING
Me:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??

he looks like colonel sanders